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oh you would do it so slow like you know that its wrong

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione, via si-ghnomore)

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

(via naked-andconfused)

deekaylovee:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

(via puk3d)

disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

(via naked-andconfused)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via naked-andconfused)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via sopreme)

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via sleeping-besideyou)