Now, i am a cobra

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oh you would do it so slow like you know that its wrong

thecolorplaid:

I would:

  • Masturbate.
  • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
  • Walk around the house naked.
  • Pee behind a building.
  • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
  • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
  • Stare at my penis. 
  • Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

(Source: emikattt, via boysboatsandbeaches)

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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